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The Wonderful World of Jack Tails

Home of the Karaoke Buccaneers

Created on 2005-11-15 18:53:29 (#8806593), last updated 2009-11-05

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Name:	jacktails
Birthdate:	09-03
Location:	Alta Loma, California, United States
Website:	Karaoke Buccaneers

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As you walk into my land of milk and funny, you may want to look around and notice that there is no furniture to sit on except for the chair located firmly beneath your arse.... yes it is the word Arse as you may have just notice... no I am not British, I just felt it more harsh not to use arse... for arse in british is ass in America, the greatest country since the country of sliced bread... Yes this brand new car can be all yours if.... The Price is Right... Bob Barker can go fuck himself... How dare you try to spay and nueter us... someone should help control the bob population... one would think he was a furry because his last name IS Barker... huh... huh... has anyone thought of that?

Him well this was suppose to be about me... Name is Jack Tails... I'm from Alta Loma in california... home of the mall 2 miles from the other mall. I am a student of the wonderful black arts of Forensics... CSI is what I intend to do with it... Grissom shall be my mentor and we will look at bugs all day long. :-P I like to sing my heart out as a Karaoke Buccaneer. and I like to do the dance of the magpie... if I knew what the hell a magpie was and how it dances.

Anywhoo... yes I am a Furry and yes I am FURocious... when it comes to eatting my orange chicken from Panda Express.. Tee Hee.. I'll add more info here later though.. dont you worry... any questions.. just ask

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